simplifies:

omg

swerveycorps:

hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
Super
Weeaboo
Anime 
Garbage

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the helix nebula

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

hoppips:

kenshin in 9? if its not too late (*゚ー゚)ゞ

anubis-005:

Kenshin…Did you say…KENSHIN?!

You requested my favorite character of all time…I love you and your taste in anime men. Thanks so much! <3 <3 <3

rinmatsuoka:

labratinspace:

rinmatsuoka:

It’s super important that everyone knows Rin rolled up just one pant leg so people can see his striped sock.

It’s actually even worse because that’s no sock, it’s an ankle bracelet XD

And it’s totally a habit of his too:

THIS LOSER AND HIS FUCKING BRACELETS

kadjaj:

modified-dread:

ryden-gg:

With modifications becoming more commonplace every year, it’s not surprising to see that many people know next to nothing about modifications, but still choose to get them with only the information that everyone knows. So here are some things that you probably didn’t know about modifications. (Like tattoos, piercings, and stretched lobes.)

You cannot get a tattoo when you’re drunk. This is because alcohol causes the blood to thin. When a tattoo machine touches your skin, it creates little cuts. Getting a tattoo while drunk can cause you to lose a lot of blood. Not to mention the fact that it might mess with the quality of the tattoo.

Some inks will react differently to your skin. For example, many people are allergic to red ink. This can cause a rash, which also might mess up the quality of your tattoo. Additionally, yellow ink fades really easily.

Acrylic is a big no no in all piercings. This includes stretched lobes. Acrylic is a bad material to use because it is porous. This means that it’s more likely to carry bacteria, which can really mess up your piercing and make you sick. Additionally, do NOT buy plugs that are made out of polymer clay. This is also extremely porous and can royally jack up your ears. Some good materials are Surgical Steel, Stone, and Glass.

TAPERS ARE NOT JEWELRY. Tapers are a stretching instrument that looks a bit like a cone. While these can be used up to a 2g, some piercers suggest avoiding them completely. Tapers should never be worn for more than a few minutes. This is because they weigh unevenly on your lobes, which can cause a bad stretch, tearing, and blowouts. Alternatively, bondage tape (which you can get at any Spencers) can be used to stretch your lobes.

Piercing guns are bad news! They’re completely unsterile, and they can cause serious tissue trauma. A piercing gun basically forces a blunt piece of jewelry through the skin. This causes the skin to rip open to make room for the jewelry. Then it places the jewelry snugly against the skin, giving no room for the piercing to breathe. An actual needle piercing, done by a professional, is much safer and MUCH less painful.

Tattoos are much more sensitive than you think, and they take a lot longer to heal than what people may tell you. First of all, while the pain can go away after a week or two, the tattoo will not be fully healed for at least two months. While healing, you have to keep the tattoo as safe and clean as possible. That means no baths, no tanning, no swimming, etc. You also must lotion it often (don’t over-saturate it) and wash it three times a day. Think of it as any other open wound. You wouldn’t let it get dirty, would you?

Everyone has a different pain tolerance. Asking your friend how much their tattoo or piercing hurt won’t be accurate to you, since you might have a higher or lower pain threshold.

Stretching your lobes is absolutely NOT supposed to be painful. At most, you’re supposed to feel a little pressure, but that’s it. When done right, it is painless. For some reason, people seem to keep saying that stretching is like getting a piercing over and over again, but that is completely untrue. Stretching is literally just that, the stretching of the skin. Additionally, you MUST wait between stretches. You need to give your skin time to relax into the stretch and regain elasticity.

I think this about wraps it up. I hope this was informative. I welcome (correct) additions to this post.

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i think it should also be said that although posts like this are great for when you’re trying to decide if you want a tattoo or piercing, you should never base your aftercare on things you hear or read online. ALL good piercers and tattoo artist will give you their own aftercare print out of what they suggest you do (and dont do). You should always follow their aftercare routine. Things differ in each situation and its best to follow the instructions of the expert who’s doing the modification. 

Jackie Chan wasn’t even in Jackie Chan adventures Jackie Chan didn’t voice Jackie Chan in Jackie Chan Adventures and only showed up as Live Action Jackie Chan in that one episode. We’ve been had, we’ve been lied to by members of our own government

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

typette:

smexy-medic:

My friend’s button quail was getting whiny so I gave it company

unfairly cute

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